Recipe From Jezebel’s Kitchen

by Allen Cantrell   INGREDIENTS: 1 wicked heart, 1 dash of idolatry, 1 mind of  vanity, 1 pound of materialism, 1 bunch of selfishness, 5 pounds of cruelty, 1 backslidden spouse, 1 pinch of innocent blood   INSTRUCTIONS: Mix all but last 2 ingredients and let harden about 18 years; Remove from setting and add... Continue Reading →

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